Written by Funky Frog

Monday, 9 March 2009

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Wears the soap.

The funeral is set to take place today of soap queen Wendy Camay.

Tributes have been pouring in from showbiz friends alike, and are set to continue pouring in.

Wendy's illustrious career lasted for forty years as she became known as the oldest soap star ever.

She was best known as housewives favourite Pauline Pearl-Zest in which she played a down to earth wife and mother.

Her last role, in which she finished filming only three weeks ago saw her change from type in which she played disabled gran of two Maggie Carex.

Wendy died following an accident in which one of the kids knocked her into a bowl of water and walked away. She was discovered hours later melted and slimy. She was wrapped in cling film and stuck in the fridge, but it was too late.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Funeral, Soap Opera

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