Vanessa Hudgens slammed for Mexico's Naked Virgin of Guadalupe magazine front cover

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Saturday, 13 December 2008

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Mexico City - (Naked Ass Madonna Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been slammed for her tinsel-pubed Naked Virgin of Guadalupe on the December front cover of iconic glamor magazine LA FagHagSlagMag's Mexican edition.

The publication was forced to issue an apology after outraged Mexicans called the pose a sacrilegious plagiarism of a famous 16th century El Greco nude depicting the Virgin wearing only a Santa Claus hat, scarlet nipple tassells and a very big smile.

The Hudgens cover magazine hit the news-stands on December 1st ahead of Mexico's annual four day Holy Virginfest commemorating Saint Juan Diego's original 1531 sighting of the Naked Ass Madonna.

The painting made El Greco rich and famous after Pope Cesare Borgia hanged it in the Sistine Chapel and charged hordes of visiting pilgrims five ducats apiece to view its iconic message.

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