Vanessa Hudgens Photographed Trying to Sell her Ass Down a Back Alley

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Tuesday, 9 December 2008

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One of these fellows took the picture. But he left his lens cap on so he just has to use his imagination instead. Boo hoo

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens was photographed by a paparazzo attempting to sell her ass to a burly Latino male in an alleyway beside a seedy Los Angeles donut shop.

The actress was then overheard asking the man if he was interested in her tits too.

The pictures appear to show Hudgens asking for more cash and then arguing with the man.

"She was saying stuff like: 'Zac Efron would pay twice that to get his hands on my sweet ass", said the amazed papprazzo.

Hudgens later returned to her private animal sanctuary with the donkey and a cage full of blue tits.

She denies trying to sell the creatures and says she was just taking them for a 'walk' down their favorite seedy alley.

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