Herald-Sun Newspaper's Shocking Admission: Journalist Andrew Bolt buys 1 million hits a month!

Funny story written by F.U. Crusher MD

Monday, 23 February 2009

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"Over one million hits a month"! Is the creator of the 'Andrew Bolt' character in trouble"?

Melbourne (AAP) A major Australian newspapers published a shocking disclosure about one of its most popular journalists, Andrew Bolt. It appears that he buys over "one million hits a month". The substance used was not revealed.

'Andrew Bolt' is the nom de plum of the character, a name apparently chosen to suggest that he has a 'screw loose'. His true name and identity is unknown.

The 'Andrew Bolt' character is part of a popular column in the Herald Sun and on-line that satirises conservative politics by using a parody developed through a fictional character - a raving and obnoxious Tory journalist.

The editor-in-chief of 'The Sun' newspaper expressed regret and suggested that perhaps all the journalist's salary had been used to finance the 'more than one million hits a month' that he has confessed to.

This revelation may explain why many of the character's outbursts have been particularly violent and incoherent in the last few years.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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