London - (Shilpa Shitty Nightmare Mess): Media sources are worried cancer-stricken reality tv contestant Jade Goody 'is being screwed over' by UK Justice (sic) Secretary Jack 'Man of' Straw's guarantee that she 'won't have to spend her wedding night alone'.
"Yuck!" was the general opinion of former Celebrity Big Bother pals who demanded Goody, 27, should be allowed to pick whoever she chooses for her wedding night, "even if that means favoring bridegroom Jack Weed over wannabe PM Straw".
Earlier in the week UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown muscled in on the soundbite opportunity and invited Jade to stage her wedding at Chequers this weekend.
He was turned down flat.
Goody has accepted the loan of a $5,000 wedding dress from Harabs nutjob Mohammed Fayed.
However she is steadfastly declining the use of his 'bridal limousine services' to ferry her from the wedding reception at the Paris Ritz to the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's former villa in Neuilly-sur-In-Seine.
Dodi Fayed was once an admirer, Goody's PR man Max Clifford said today.
