Today 'Big' Ron Atkinson revealed he found Jade Goody to be a wonderful role model.
In a recent interview Ron said "If only I could get the kind of exposure that tart's had. Everyone's forgot about her old playful racist banter. I want a piece of what she's been havin' tough guy".
In further admiration for Goody's apparent media turnaround Ron admitted optimistically "I might have to get me some of that Cancer or perhaps the AIDS by shaking hands with a gay or something. Either way I'm going to get me some of that terminal shit to revive my career!"
In preparation for, in Atkinson's view, his almost certain return to the spotlight, 'Big' Ron is in heated talks regarding a revival of "The Black and White Minstrel Show" with some bloke sleeping in the same bus station.
