Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

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Saturday, 14 February 2009

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Cancer ridden tabloid cod piece Jade Goody was said to be delighted after the make a wish foundation granted her wish of appearing in long running BBC television show eastenders.

It's thought the former big brother, celebrity big brother and racism star will play a long lost Mitchell brother and will be involved in a story line where something happens, probably in the Pub.

After news broke last week that she may have only a matter of months to live her publicist Max Clifford assured the public that the all round horrible example of a human being would not attempt to retain dignity and spend her time peacefully contemplating her existence but would be taking part in channel 5s new show 'I'm a diseased celebrity please get medical attention'.

Jack Tweed is currently working on plans to re enter the prison system as he feels it's the only way he can avoid being manipulated into marrying her.

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