A major British broadcaster has announced that it will be airing a new race based drama serial called Sooty, Paki and Golliwog.
In a Masterpiece Theatre style format Carol Thatcher, recently unemployed race relations counselor and half-daughter of Queen Victoria, will host the show. Ms Thatcher in Alistair Cooke fashion will give some god awful boring introduction and week after week will recap the previous episode in such tedious detail that the ten week series will take a year to air.
The authors of the dramatic piece wish to remain anonymous but TV critic, Prepskool Oxford Uppityclas says the writing has all of the marks of the English aristocracy:" You will be able to immediately recognize the profound sense of tolerance and entitlement that allows for condescension, disenfrachisement and patronization!"
