Written by Everyman

Thursday, 29 January 2009

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Channel 4 goes adult - coming soon

Troubled UK TV Channel, "Channel 4", has announced that it is to merge with a successful pornographic entertainment provider.

"The merger makes perfect sense," said a spokesperson for Channel 4 - looking sultry in a low cut top, skirt and licking her ruby lips. "We have low ratings and those guys have huge ones {dirty smirk}. We have had a go at making titillating programmes and encouraging big brother contestants to have sex, whereas they are professionals."

Asked about how Channel 4 might influence the other channel, the spokesperson took off her blouse and undid her bra before saying:"We are going to provide the news. It will be called the (giving good) head lines. We will also do science programmes. In fact we have a documentary already about how Stephen Hawking's sex life has been conducted in a wheel chair, entitled "My Big Bangs"."

The spokesperson then slowly removed her knickers and added: "We also have some religious programming. The archbishop of canterbury has agreed to talk about the issues surrounding sex with woman vicars, this will be called "entering the church"

TV critics said that they could not be bothered to comment about the new programmes as they saw absolutely no difference to the current Channel 4 schedule.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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