Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Dating

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Friday, 27 February 2009

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Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Confirm Dating

Brenda and Rob, both 20, are set to star in the upcoming indie film, Burning Star. The pair have been seen on a date and apparently, they been seeing each other for several months.

The pair reportedly wear matching rings, and have kept their relationship in private and secret. Until now, any relationship has been denied.

Could it be a match made in Teen heaven? For weeks rumors have swirled that Rob is dating. But no one confirmed who he was with. Now recent reports lead to Brenda Song.

One of my sources confirmed that they are an item, saying, "They've been dating for months. Rob and Brenda have been seeing each other secretly because they do not want the media to find out. They are very private people and like to keep their personal lives to themselves. There were a lot of rumors about Rob dating Kristen Stewart but that doesn't seem to be the case. Rob and Brenda like each other, none of their fans suspected a thing since everything was happening behind closed doors. They would spend most of their time chatting on the phone or jetting of to Texas for a date. They are private people, they don't like the paparazzi coming and taking pictures of their private date."

"They are not girlfriend and boyfriend." Stated a friend of the couple. "They're just friends. Most of the Twilight cast are friends with Brenda. They all started off the same way appearing in TV shows and so that is how she knows Nikki Reed, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, but they are not close friends."

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