Parky's Sexy Secrets

Funny story written by Kozmik Ken

Friday, 9 January 2009

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Parky schmoozing up to Judi Dench

Veteran chat show host Michael Parkinson has stunned the world with his sexy revelations in his new autobiography.

The Barnsley lothario claims to have bedded over a thousand of his TV show guests during his long career. At a press conference yesterday, Parkinson said, "Elizabeth Taylor... had her. And Lauren Bacall. Remember that uncomfortable interview with Meg Ryan, She had the hump because I wouldn't do her before the show. 'Not while I'm working Meg' I said. After the show though, I gave her a face like a plasterers radio!"

Parkinson claims to have bedded a long list of Hollywood glitterati including, Joan Collins, Twiggy, Rula Lenska, Shirley Bassey, Stephanie Beecham and Raquel Welsh (together), Mohammed Ali (I had to discover if his claim to be the greatest was true) and Mia Farrow among a long list of others.

Parky's book is available from tomorrow.

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