Written by Yaoi Girl

Sunday, 13 June 2004

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Ryan Seacrest: 'Happy and Gay'

Ryan Seacrest, American Idol host, has recently appeared on Fox News to admit his long-time romantic relationship with 'Idol' judge Simon Cowell. "It was a like a rollercoaster," he says, "there were times when we thought the relationship won't push through because of Simon constantly kissing Paula, but then I realized it was just to add more controversy to the show, I mean, c'mon, you know Simon!" The 'Idol' host giggled as he told this.

Upon asked if he have had past relationships, Mr. 'Seacrest Out!' easily told us that he indeed had a two-week fling with Clay Aiken and even confessed about his infatuation with 16 year-old former 'Idol' contestant, John Stevens. "I felt horrible!" he exclaims, "Stevens was so young and innocent that I felt like a paedophile!" Ryan shook his head.

Seacrest is currently residing in Beverly Hills with his live-in partner, Simon Cowell. He says that marriage is yet to come, "Maybe after 3 years? I don't know, tee-hee!"
Ryan Seacrest is also the host of 'On-air with Ryan Seacrest'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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