Media watchdog, Bollocom, cleared Jeremy Clarkson of his terrible joke telling, the big, ugly, tofty jester stated all lorry drivers were serial killers!
A regulator at Bollocom, Catherine Martinique said " We appreciate people might have taken offence, but it was an old stolen joke from the 'Viz' comic, and Jeremy has learning difficulties. Just look at the shape of his jaw bone. If that's not some sort of syndrome, I don't know what is. The only thing he is guilty of is plagiarizing. He might have to slip the lads from Viz a few quid for cribbing their stuff, that's all "
Jeremy with his frankensteinian features, has had most of his comics taken away, by the courts. The Chewbacca-like human, will now struggle for something to say, on his programme.
His agent Bernie Finklestein said " He is a man of restricted talents and without back copies of Viz, he will be completely stumped. Viewers may possibly see Jeremy in his true light; where he simply slouches his shoulders and kicks stones for hours. However he is very good with a yo-yo and can fart the theme tune to 'Dallas' very well".
Bollocom staff are paid!