Hundred Loose Ladies with HIV Cut First Album to Raise $ for AIDS Drugs!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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Four of the 100 Loose Ladiespaly in the bullrushes

Hundred Loose Ladies latest album was climbing the UK charts after press releases revealed that the girls were those very same chagrined chicks who had caught the HIVA from hoein' 'round with man hoes.

Looselipped Lucy Luscious, lead singer and most advanced case said that she hoped to be a role model not:

"Aye wanna warn tha yung gulls off a sucken the uncoved cock...who knew you could get the virus from a little oral chicken choken?!"

Bass player and singer, Finga Enda Ike told the music world that her T cell count was way below low C:

"Gulls if ya wants ta be a loose lady, be warned the HIVA caught me between the sheets and I'ze wuzn't emailing that sexy bird!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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