More than a hundred ladies who seem to love getting laid by strangers from late night clubs lamented this week when the Health Department called them in for HIV tests.
Doris Looselegs said that she never thought her affection for the boyos would get her in this kind of trouble: "Soore aye've been knock up more than an old BMW but aye neva tought a disease would find me!"
Priscilla Pimplova wondered whether the virus she had contracted from that nice boy from the club was "one of dose gud bacteriaia or a nasty one," because she was producing stuff that looked like the good bacteria 'down below'.
