Thursday, 6 November 2008

image for Selena + Shia = LOVE
The potato heart Shia gave Selena

Forget Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez has moved on to greener pastures.

In a new interview on-screen and off-screen friend David Henrie has told Tiger Beat magazine that dispite the age and physical distance between Shia and Selena the two are very happy. She said: "There a joke on set (of Wizards Of Waverly Place) that Selena is about to start handing out wedding invitation, I'm expecting mine any day now."

Reports of the set of Nick Jonas's new show say that he's distraught that Selena has moved on so quickly, Joe said yesterday that "Nick isn't really doing so hot right now, he's not just to getting his heart broken, but we all do some time right?" Joe refused to comment on the MySpace video by ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.

We still love you Nick, write a good song out of this.

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