Jonas Brothers Unlucky In Love

Funny story written by Mel Kiss

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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That's not Selena...

Now while the alleged romance between Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez is yet to be revealed, an insider has reported that they're already on the rocks. "Nick and Selena are constantly fighting these days. With Nick touring all the time they barely have time to see each other and Selena doesn't like it."

The Jonas Brothers are currently on their Burnin' Up Tour to promote their new album, A Little Bit Longer which is proving hard for romance for not only Nick. Older brother Joe is said to have broken off his relationship with country singer Taylor Swift over the phone. "Selena is jealous that now Joe and Taylor have split, Nick will want to get with Taylor. She's always thought they had a thing going on."

Selena is putting her new album into the works with a rumoured duet with Demi Lovato, who has been there to comfort her during the hard times as of late. "Demi is always there for Selena, and now that her best friend is insecure about her relationship with Nick she's been there for her even more."

While his brothers relationships may be cooling down, Kevin's love life is just heating up. After a confirmed sighting of him with a girl named Danielle, their status is definite. Still, Kevin has had his own fair share of humiliation this weeek when a dozen provocative photos of Danielle were leaked onto the internet in true Miley Cyrus-fashion.

"Kevin has been embarrassed because the pictures were leaked, but he's got to stay strong for Danielle. Unfortunately there's no hope now of Danielle breaking into the Disney industry and launching her music career alongside her honey." As for the Jonas Brothers, let's just hope that next time they pick their girls more wisely.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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