Schoolgirl reviewer Mary has condemned the latest and final Harry Potter movie as being a "load of shit".
The teenager was one of a number of youngsters who managed to sneak into an early screening of the movie while on a school tour of the Warner Brothers studio in Los Angeles.
Mary, revered as the next 'Harry Knowles' - due to a combination of inspired early reviews and being a fat, ginger fuck with bad breath and a limp - said the movie was "shit" and that "nothing happened in it".
A spokesperson for Warner Bros said that the version Mary and her friends saw was just a pile of unedited clips, with no sound or music added.
Mary ignored this explanation and called it "shoddy" and "shit".
Mary earlier called the new bond film , Quantum of Solace, "boring" which lead to a massive fall in ticket prices and left Daniel Craig very sulky.
She she still says that her and her friends will probably sneak into screenings of the completed film when it shows at her local multiplex for a laugh.
"It's shit but I'll still go 'cos there's a boy I like that's big into that Hermione bitch", snarled Mary as she lit a crack pipe and inhaled.