There was a shock across the world of Literature today, when it was revealed that Harry Potter is simply a work of fiction.
The Aunt of Potter, who kept him locked in a cupboard told us: 'He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy'
'All of that stuff and nonsense about Wizard's and Spells and things is just a way of looking for attention' said Constance Moneybags, a publisher who owes her House to JK Rowling, 'but we all thought it was a Non-fiction work. A diary if you will. Like Adrian Mole was. Imagine how shocked we all were when we found out that Adrian Mole had never existed. Imagine our shock when we found out that we had been all been duped into believing that as well'.
It is thought that nearly all books of fiction are made up in some one's mind, but we don't want to point that out to anyone who might think other-wise.