NeoCon fantasy film maker Karl Rove is rumored to be about to release a remake of the old silent classic The Perils of Pauline. In the old melodrama an innocent maiden is tied to the railroad tracks by a dastardly villain in order to blackmail her into turning over the farm into his greedy hands.
Rove's remake will cast VPILF Repub candie Sarah Palin in the role of Pauline. The black male involved in the oppression and extortion of the defenseless female will be played by an Obama look alike in a turban. The deed that the swarthy Muslim is torturously extracting from the heaving bosom of the ice princess bound to the railroad to nowhere is the 700 billion dollar corrupt corporate welfare check.
The maiden's hero, enacted by the corpse of John Wayne will lie beaten and battered in the evil sheik's prison. Some say the corpse ressurects, saves corporate America and releases the damsel in distress just as the steam engine is about to crush her like the Bush presidency has crushed the American people.