Analysis of Palin's Popularity

Funny story written by Judge Retort

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

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Analysis of Palin's Popularity

Recent poll reveals 90% of American men think Sarah Palin is heck-a-fine.

The remaining 10% coincidentally are the 10% of American men who are gay.*

Also, coincidentally, these remaining 10% think Todd is heck-a-fine and feel he is too over-dressed while snowmobiling.

In other news, Todd has announced his new, secret Alaskan formula (with essence of caribou) brand name aftershave: 'Firstdude' due out after four or eight years.

* In the all-inclusive context of 'gay,' meaning anyone who is gay, was gay, is going to be gay, is thinking about being gay, said he's gay but lied, said he's straight but lied, is latent gay, is patent gay, is fatngay, genetically gay, liberally or conservatively gay, openly gay, closedly gay, pretending to be gay to get on a reality TV show or to break into fashion, or plays footsie with Republican Senators in busy airports - each one gnawing on his knuckle awaiting the upcoming new line of Nordstrom fashion mukluks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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