Palin Prefers Sailin' / Biden Prefers Glidin'

Written by SpaceElevator

Thursday, 25 September 2008

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It's a lot of hot air

With the November election looming large, both vice-presidential candidates were busy this week trying to win undecided voters in crucial swing states.

At a crowded parasailing convention in Daytona Beach, Florida the Republican candidate fired the first salvo: "I'm Sarah Palin and I really do love parasailin'!"

Within minutes at a rally near Aspen, Colorado the Democratic hopeful countered: "Joe Biden wrote the book on paraglidin'!"

Against the backdrop of a freefalling economy, the candidates continued to level attacks against one another.

"Who does Joe Biden think he's fooling by pretending to be a supporter of the para-arts?" inquired Governor Palin.

"Maybe Ms. Palin should check her facts before she accuses me of not being a longtime supporter of aerial pursuits," retorted Senator Biden.

"Wow, this is not helping me make a decision one bit," lamented one observer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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