Miley Cyrus Dumps Nick Jonas for Lucas Till

Funny story written by carina-eta

Thursday, 21 August 2008

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Be Mine- I Need The Publicity

Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus has started dating her co- star Lucas Till after he gave her a silver "slave" bracelet to ensure that she "belonged exclusively" to him.

Lucas, frightened by allegations that Miley is "about as innocent as Madonna on a girls night out" was desperate that she should agree that he would be "the only one" in the relationship even if she uses condoms with anyone else.

Miley has been linked to every teenage male star in Hollywood, usually in an effort to get magazine sales or publicity, or in this case points.

Zac Efron and Nick Jonas are said to be devastated that Lucas Till will have exclusive rights to Miley, both fearing their careers will nosedive without the extra publicity.

Lucas Till was unknown until he gave Miley a silver bracelet. He was reported to be highly pleased with his $4 investment.

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