The Big Brother housemates are in for the shock of their lives this Friday, when failed ex-Spoof writer of banal jokes and snippets, IN SEINE, will be sent into the House to stir things up a bit.
Seine, who was kicked off TheSpoof.com for Prolonged Unacceptable and Irrational Behaviour, has been clicking his heels and twiddling his thumbs for a week now, and has made the lives of his neighbours in Shrewsbury a complete misery.
According to one, Maisie Oyk, 92:
"He's a bloody nuisance! Won't stop bothering me. Spoof this, Spoof that, Lowton this, Norma Snockers that! Oh, for goodness sake! Take him away to the Big Brother house!"
Seine, who is clinically mad, will be inserted into the House after this week's evictions. He will use the assumed silly name of 'Trevor' as a cover.
