216,728 readers are online right now!

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Out with the old, in with the new!

There were celebrations at TheSpoof.com earlier today when it was revealed that record numbers of people with nothing better to do had logged-on to the site to view pointless, stupid and, often, badly-written stories.

At one point, 216,728 readers were online, and wasting time.

That figure was a new World Record and also, of course, a new Olympic Record!

Someone is reading this story right now!

TheSpoof.com has recently been given a revamp by the site owners, and is obviously attracting far more visitors that it had in the past. Many of the visitors did actually intend to visit, as opposed to those who clicked onto its pages by mistake.

Sorry, there appears to be a problem with the page you were accessing, stupid.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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