Bret Michaels Announces New Reality Show

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Monday, 16 June 2008

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Little Billy Bob Horr is one of the children possibly fathered by irresponsible playa Michaels

Hollywood, California - Today in entertainment news, Poison singer/"Rock Of Love" star Bret Michaels announced that he will be starring in a new reality show, entitled, "Am I Your Babydaddy?"

The show, featuring Michaels and 12 women of varying ethnicities will be premiering tomorrow at 8 PM Central/Eastern on VH1.

The show's premise is that Michaels copulated with all these women at one time or another and now they all have children that they claim are his.

Michaels has denied this, saying he is doing the show to clear his name. If he is proven to be the babydaddy of any of these children, he will be forced to give everything he owns to the children that are his, leaving him penniless and homeless.

"This is a great opportunity for me and my son, Billy Bob", says participant Ima Horr of Stickitinme, Wisconsin, "I had sex with Bret in 2003 and Billy was born in 2004. Granted I slept with 10 guys the week before, but I know he's the daddy. My son looks just like him!!!"

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