Written by Bruno Murphy

Thursday, 27 March 2008

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WWE Superstar John Cena will have his chance to follow up on his surprisingly good movie "Marine" this summer. Shooting will begin on his next movie "Marine 2, Brokeback Marine".

In this movie he will be reprising his former role as John Triton his new love interest will be none other than current boy toy Zac Efron.

The plot to this movie will be the betrayal of first movie wife Kelly Carlson who leaves him for dead after a brutal sex scene, a slap in the face for Mr. Cena when his on screen wife even hit him with the five knuckle shuffle on a head he did not want hit.

After the betrayal Triton then goes searching for the meaning of his failed marriage and newly single life. Entering Zac Efron as a gun for hire who falls for the overly muscled chest and bruised penis of Triton. Spending most of the movie in attempts to ward off the advances of the gunman. Triton finally submits to Zac's camel clutch in a tent located off in the distance.

When asked for comments on his new role John made one comment, "I will never piss in Vince's Wheaties again".

Zac's only comments on this movie was, "Oh, I just loved the decore in the tent sequence. I think even I was pitching my own tent at his lovely man boobs".

After the scary exchange the two new love birds find Triton's former wife and proceed to blow her away. Cena's character using crotch located grenade launcher. While Mr. Efron's character used a super soaker. Yes located in the same area. After the movie was over I found it dry, devoid of any humor, and well a classic Zac Efron movie.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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