Jordan High School heavyweight wrestler, Tom Meltdown, was surprised today during an enter squad scrimmage wrestling match. The 18-year-old wrestler who had been taking laxatives for three days lost total control over his bowels after being picked up in a bear hug and slammed to the ground by his opponent, Reggie Williams.
After being slammed to the ground, the 250 pound Williams fell on top of the languorous Meltdown causing him to lose control, soil his opponent, the brand new wrestling mat and his white singlet.
"My embarrassment was beyond belief," said the disconcerted Meltdown. "Never have I wanted to hide like I did at that moment."
Doctors had prescribed Meltdown Dulcolax to clear out his system, so they could run tests on the wrestler's colon.
"I told Tom that was going to happen," said teammate King David who wrestles next to Meltdown in the 195 pound weight class. "Throughout the whole match I stood there next to him and told him that was going to happen."
The event surprised everyone including Jordan's coach, Randy Mathers.
"We talked to him at the beginning of the match. He seemed ok," Mathers said.
When asked how it was for him to wrestle the dispirited and vexed Meltdown, Williams said that the wrestler, " stunk."
The brand new $15,000 wresting mat was bought with funds raised by wrestlers selling M&M's and candy bars. The Falcon's regular season opens in November.
Meltdown's girlfriend was also in the audience.
