News has reached us from the Seventh circle of Hades, that Satan has Sister Acts I and II, the remake of Get Carter, and An Inconvenient Truth on a permanent loop.
This has shocked many film fans, who had hoped for more entertainment. Barry Norman said: 'Sister Act I and II were a complete waste of the talents of Dame Maggie Smith, but she had rent to pay, and why not?'
Jonathan Ross, who replaced Norman in Film whatever the year is sai: 'I am on 18 million. I have already shaken hands with old Satan, or Luci,as I like to call him. So, his taste in films is a bit crap..... What did you expect, it is meant to be hell. The comedy happenings of a load of singing nuns, what is not to like. People liked the Sound of Music, and that had Nazi's in it, so I don't see what the problem is'.
Al Gore was said to be devasted that Satan was a fan of his work.
