Box Office Version: Warren Christopher Was Bent Over by James A. Baker III

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Christopher insists that he was not always the bottom

HBO is telling the story of the Bush theft of the Florida vote in order to launch the worst Presidency ever. Censors for the cable TV network have been working over time to find a way to get this near porn film on the airwaves.

Gore consigliore Warren Christopher comes off in the film as the tool of dominatrix James A. Baker III. Baker shakes and bakes Warren's buns with such tender violence and exquisite domination that porn websites like Bendimova.cum are bidding their biggest and hardest bucks for this man on top of man S-M sextravaganza.

As in all really hot footage, there is always the soapy lube opera. Christopher has hissed to S-M zines that he was not always the bottom boy and that footage of his joint has been cut short. Baker III has surprised gaysip columnists with his tender compassion for Warren: "The film is jusst not fair to Warren. Sure he stuck it up in the air. But what else could you expect in those days from a Demo representative. Clinton had robbed them al of their mojo and Texas Bush disguised as a man was fooling nearly everybody."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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