Well Mingin!

Funny story written by Norton Folgate

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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As a result of the ever increasing popularity of 'Chav Culture' sweeping the UK, Digital TV is to launch The Chav Channel from November this year.

CTV (Chav Television) will launch on the 1st of that month and will incorporate all the main attractions that Chavs enjoy and embrace.

Argos Jewellery are already signed up to come onboard, as are programmes such as Dog Borstal, Greatest Police Chases, Pimp my Ride, The Wrestling Channel which will also include the hit show 'Cage Rage' and the exclusive fake Burberry programme.

Spokesperson for Chav Television Wayne Lloyd of Vange, Essex said 'This [Chav TV] is gonna be well massive janartamean, well good and I can't fucking wait to see the viewing figures, it will be qualidee and I'm all wanned up at the moment. I'm off now with Britney [fiancé and mother to Wayne's 4 children] to buy another Sov to celebrate. Then we are avin a launch party at my local Wetherspoons, it's gonna be mingin!'

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