In a real-life Psycho story David Beckham surprised everyone today by revealing that Posh has been a total fabrication created by him and a right good joke on everybody. Not waiting for the laughter to subside Becks says it was all too easy, "I just sucked in my cheeks a bit and wore more makeup."
For still shots Beckham says he borrowed some clothes from the other Spice Girls, shrunk them down a bit and stuffed them with some of his money to full them up. Head shots were just Photoshopped in later, "Sometimes I didn't bother putting the head in at'll if the boobs turned out well."
When asked how it appeared that the couple was often seen together in public Beckham went on to say that he just "quickly jumped from one spot to another least thirty-two times a second...sometimes more depending on how much coffee I had." Beckham's quickness on the football pitch has long been highly regarded.
"Nitially I wanted to be known as Sporty Spice but thought that that would be too much of a giveway. I'cn still run faster than Mel C less'm wearing heels, then she can beat me doing backflips."
Beckham says he is "absolutely chuffed to bits" to think that he was part of "Girlpower" however critics' reports that his singing voice was not up to par with the rest of the Spice Girls still rankle him.
"Me mates say I've a lovely singing voice"
