Written by joepane

Monday, 24 March 2008

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David Beckham playing for England

International star David Beckham has been linked to Birmingham based club Aston Villa.

Beckham, who has been in the news concerning his 100 cap, against France, has been in meetings with Martin O'Neill about him joining the club in the summer.

Aston Villa, currently 7th in the Premiership, are said to be ecstatic with the move. Striker Gabriel Agbonlahor has announced he is happy, as he plays with Becks in the England squad.

David, 33, in May, will join Villa in the summer, on a 3 year period. The star, first became famous with Manchester United and Real Madrid, and more recently LA Galaxy in the USA.

However, Victoria is apparently furious at him, as they have only recently moved to Los Angeles, to play for Ruud Gullit's side. Her own tour with the Spice Girls has ended, and now is believed to be living with her mother, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz in a council house in England.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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