Men's mag tempts Miley with $5 million centerfold

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 10 May 2008

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The ultimate in tasteful strip-poker, climaxing with sitting naked aboard an ebony bareback charger

Los Angeles, California - (Bare Ass Mess): A record breaking five million dollar contract has been signed in secret between a men's magazine and Hannah Montana starlet Miley Cyrus.

Over the next three years the lissom fifteen year old will pose in a series of ever nuder and more explicit shots climaxing with a 'Lady Godiva' 18th birthday montage, sitting naked aboard an ebony bareback charger.

"Think of it as the ultimate in tasteful strip-poker," the magazine's artistic director Dave Airbrush chuckled today, "kinda like a historical record of Miley as she approaches the legal age of consent."

Cyrus has already turned down $1 million apiece from Playboy and Penthouse after attorneys rated the new deal as a major career milestone.

Contractual details are veiled in secrecy. But LA FagHagSlagMag editors reckon the starlet will get $250,000 a pic over three years, conditional on all shots being kept in cold storage until she turns 18.

Vanessa Hudgens is livid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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