Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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Justice Alito

In a new musical comedy, hoping to open in early 2009, called: "Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges" playwright and Republican speech-writer illusionist, Soe Wonsided presents the aged yet Presidential (if that means Early Alzheimer Reagan) wooing conservatives.

JMcC insists from the altar of a university chapel that he will only appoint judges who will strictly interpret the Constitution.

The unintended irony of the play is revealed in tunes like "I've Got Plenty of Nothin' and the Constitution Doesn't Give a Rat's Ass About ME", "The Impossible Dream: Women can Control Their Fertility" and a big dance number of three piece suited business men led by Justice Alito singing and pirouetting to "I'm So Pretty!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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