Paula Abdul Names Jack Daniels Her American Idol Twice!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 1 May 2008

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American Idol Star Judge Paula Abdul regularly votes for Jack Daniels as the best performer on American Idol despite the fact that none of the candidates are named Jack or have the surname Daniels.

When Paula regularly slurs her vote for SHJACKH THDANIELS, her fellow judges Randy Fatson and Simon Cruel have taken to rolling their eyes and looking embarrassed for the zonked out former what ever she was, Abdul.

Ryan Obsequious, the show's ageless and talent less host has taken to distracting the audience from Paula's confused voting with card tricks, sword swallowing and fire eating.

TV voting audiences seem so taken with either the bleary eyed Paula or Jack Daniels that the non-existent participant is leading in the voting 5 to 1!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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