American Idol needs more sexy Mexicans says Simon

Funny story written by Vanessa Ramirez

Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Simon Cowell of American Idol has said that next year American Idol needed hot young latin chicks as they were better than the country and western and soul singers.

Simon who is pretty cute for an older type guy said that he is bored of all the pretty skinny white girls and fat black girls and that men prefer the sexy mexican girls than those other girls.

"They dance better, dress better and are more desired than any others" said Simon to Randy "next year lets get some more on the show."

Mexican boys and men, who treat their women badly by being lazy and not helping with finances are fuming. "Those chicas belong to us!"

Too late for some though.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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