From Rocky to Beerfest XVII, films have used sport as the inspirational vehicle for the myth of human accomplishment. The washed up Philly cheese steak rises to culinary delight, the beer gut becomes haute decor.
In the latest masterpiece of this genre, British film director, Lord Phil Pocket Pool has brought to the big screen the story of a Liverpuddlian schnook who finds that virgins can't resist the sexual charms of a Zen snookery master.
Part Karate Kid, a little Kill Bill, and some Color of Money with classic Hud hidden inside, Lord Pocket Pool gives us a rite of passage film with green felt and red cherry juice.
The story of snooker shark, Cue Tip Blade and his day time conquests of snookery suckers across the UK and his night time initiations of farmers' daughters and Parliamentarians wives will be the feel em up feel good film of the snookery season.
Schnooks are lining up all over the United Kingdom while their daughters and wives are being deflowered by sexy snookery masters performing chapter and verse of the Snooker Kama Sutra!
