Woman Spotted At Iron Man Movie Premiere

Funny story written by TJL

Thursday, 1 May 2008

(New York) The Loews Cinema in Times Square was thrown into a state of turmoil during a special midnight screening of Iron Man when a person believed to be an attractive woman was spotted among the crowd of single overweight male moviegoers.

"This is weird, man," comic book fan Paul Geller noted as his friends struggled to catch a glimpse of the pretty female wearing a form fitting Thundercats T-shirt. "It's like she actually wants to see this movie. My last girlfriend hated all this kind of stuff. Okay, she wasn't really my girlfriend...I've never had a girlfriend."

Other fanboys in the crowd were also skeptical of the hot girl and her interest in the blockbuster film.

"She probably thinks it's a chick flick because Gweneth Paltrow is in it," Iron Man fan Steve Coleman grumbled as he snapped a picture of the girl on his iPhone. "I bet she doesn't know where (Iron Man's alter ego) Tony Stark went to school. It was MIT, by the way."

As the lights dimmed and the film began, Coleman was heard whispering to his buddy that he's going to tell everyone he scored with the mystery girl when he posts his review of Iron Man on his weblog.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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