Miley Cyrus Answers Questions on Internet Pictures

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 24 April 2008

Recently, pictures purporting to be of a scantilly clad Miley Cyrus have sprung up on various sites on the internet. The shots feature a young girl in various stages of dress and show her in different styles, colors, and types of undergarments.

Miley Cyrus is famous for playing the character of Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel television show of the same name.

Up until now, Cyrus and her parents and manager have ignored the publicity and not commented on the photos. In a candid moment today while eating lunch, however, Miley opened up on the pictures.

"No way is that me! I am not the one in those shots," said Miley. "In some of them, the girl is black. In others, she's got stretch marks. In some, the person supposed to be me is an A cup and in others she's a double D. There's even one of a hairy chested guy with a beer belly that say's it's me."

"If he's still alive, Hugh Hefner has said that he'll pay me ten million to pose for him on my 18th birthday. Do you think I'm going to ruin that for a few polaroids or camera phone shots on the net? Puh-lease!"

Meanwhile, pictures of a woman getting out of a limo without her panties have been making the rounds and are purported to be of Cyrus also.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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