2girls1cup to start fast food chain

Funny story written by ScottThe Dot

Monday, 21 April 2008

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Internet legends '2girls' intend to open a chain of quick service restaurants in Europe and the U.S.

"We have some unusual recipes that we know are very popular" said 1 Girl. "Our Fudge Sundaes are only the start of it. We have curled-one-out Fries and Diced Carrot burgers that are to die for."
The chain also plans to have an unusual layout to each restaurant.

"All customers will come in the back door, up a tunnel and go through a brown ring to our secret entrance. They also have to share all drinks in just one container. It'll be fun." said Girl 2.

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