Moe N Moe Dowdy Still Stuck on Slick's Willie!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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Hillary with some Irish Catholic virgin heather, can you find Moe?

NY Times op-ed vamp, Moe N. Moe Dowdy has had her claws stuck into Hillary Clinton since Bill's first lady (who's counting) became a senator and then a Demo candie for President.

Attack on Hills has been the theme of the painfully single night stalker's assault. But time after time, Moe Dowdy's columns tell ourselves that she can't get Willie Slick's Dickie out of her mind.

In the most recent accidental confessional, she began to ruminate about whether Bill is standing by his Ma'm or if he's just fakin' loyalty and showin' jealousy.

In a shocking departure from journalistic objectivity, Moe, no better when she's blue, riffed on her belief that the former first lady was truly just that.

Most print press readers thought Moe said way moe than she should have when she flirtingly wondered: "Has Slick's Willie ever found its way into some Irish Catholic virgin heather?"

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