Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

Funny story written by Don Davis

Monday, 14 April 2008

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(CBS News) - In documents uncovered from Universal Press Syndicate it has been discovered that in the event that Barack Obama should win the General Election President Bush will utilize a little-known clause in the constitution, declare Martial Law, overthrow the United States Government and appoint Hillary Rodham Clinton as Supreme Ruler of all the Americas.

In September 2007 President Bush Predicted "Hillary Rodham Clinton will defeat Barack Obama in Democratic presidential primary voting." At the time he even went on to predict a Republican victory in the General Election by stating "I believe our candidate can beat her but its going to be a tough race." Things have changed.

What has changed? One, Bush rival John McCain is now the nominee and not Mitt Romney and two, Hillary Clinton holds the trump card. From Clinton's participation in the Watergate investigation 30+ years ago she has possession of information that would put former President George H. W. Bush in prison. Thus, President Bush will overthrow the United States Government to keep his father out of prison.

When asked about the possibility of overthrowing the United States Government a White House official on condition of anonymity responded "it wouldn't be the first time the Bush's have overthrown the Government. Besides, after Afghanistan and Iraq why not the ultimate tri-fecta?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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