Written by Steve Clatworthy

Monday, 3 May 2004

It has been revealed that the actor Jude Law has starting smoking human hair.
Mr Law, who famously made himself famous a few years ago through the medium of act, has always denied the reports.
But in a recent BBC radio interview he revealed all. Speaking on Radio 2's Jeremy Vine Show he said: "I do smoke hair, and have been doing it for sometime now. It's an evil habit, and I wish I never started." When asked if he has ever smoked pubic hair he replied: "I generally smoke head hair, but after a few scoops of drink booze I have been known to smoke anything."
He went on to say that black hair was the sweetest smoke, but would never smoke a ginger.

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Topics: Smoking, Hair

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