Britney is to be sold on eBay

Funny story written by joepane

Monday, 24 March 2008

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Britney, Kori and Kevin

Pop sensation Britney Spears is to be sold on auction site, eBay. The seller, Sean Preston Federline, is said to be outraged at her behaviour.

Sean, who is only 2 years old, believes he acts better than his mother does. Kevin, his dad, is apparently supporting him all the way.

This comes just months after Britney, who had hits such as "Oops, I Did It Again" and "Outrageous", was given a restraining order, and was told she could never see her kids.

She has no bids as of yet, but Sean is urging people to bid, to get rid of her.

Her sister, however, has told the press that if Britney gets no bids, she will take the singer in.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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