Written by Sophie Jayne

Thursday, 20 March 2008

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Radcliffe's 'mummy'

Daniel Radcliffe AKA boy wizard fled the Harry Potter set yesterday in tears after being harassed by photographers and interviewers (it was not our fault he is just very sensitive).

"Can't you just leave me alone?" he wept as he held on to his mummy's hand.

"Yes," agreed his 'mummy', "I know my Daniel is gorgeous but he is only a little boy you can't harass and stalk him in this way."

We didn't fall for it though, we were of the opinion that this was just attention seeking and Radcliffe truly wanted us to carry on, so we send him a few light hearted death threats, followed him a bit and climbed a drain pipe outside his house in an attempt to get in his bedroom.

The boy wizard, seemed to be playing a very hard game of hard to get though because he had his mummy have us shot, so now we write this from a hospital bed...dying. Next week we will try again though, don't worry.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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