Written by Pointer

Monday, 17 March 2008

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When XXX-NYS Governor Eliot Spritzer's decade of sexsual sprit-ZING! was sprayed all over the news, Thespoof.com not excluded, high- priced hookers wanted to have their say. Thespoof.cum, sexsual department of the satirical website of a similar nomenclature, offered these gents and ladies of the benighted oldest profession their day in court, so to speak.

Hills Like White Elephants Sale', the pseudonym for an Ivy League grad MILF who gets hundreds of thousands of dollars for just a one night stand challenged the media's puritanical condemnations of this oldest of professions:" If you put it out there, they will COME all over you. We are providing a much desired service. The press needs to get over it!"

BHO, a male participant in the oldest profession, asked the provocative question:" What's love got to do with it, got to do with it? People flock like gulls at a beach picnic for what we put out there...And I have found that the darker the meat the sweeter they find it!"

Post-Sexsualist Pro, Hanoi Hilton Honey joined his/her colleagues in a denunciation of the press over-reaction to the role hookers played in Spritzer's spraying:" Don't be blaming the victims in this victim-less crime. We are mercilessly recruited and offered hard to turn down enticements to turn our tricks. Who wouldn't shake their booty for the booty we are offered?"

Thespoof.cum has since begun working on a retraction when they realized that these interviews were with politicians.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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