Vanessa Hudgens: "My vagina is a wormhole to fame"

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Monday, 19 November 2007

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Hollywood, California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has told admirers on her social networking site that shagging her is a sure-fire way to Hollywood stardom:

"My vagina is like a wormhole to stardom, guys," the starstruck actress tells admirers.

"I'm really interested in the stars," Vanessa continues.

"And in Hollywood astrology a wormhole is a topological feature of the kinda space/time continuum that is a shortcut to instant fame and riches.

"Look it up in the encyclopaedia for yourselves: A wormhole has at least two mouths connected to a single throat. Kinda provocative, hey! All them erotic bodily fluids...

"The wormhole is traversable, all kindsa matter can travel from one mouth to the other by passing through the throat. Sure glad ya can't get pregnant that way though!"

Hudgens' networking page has been inundated with thousands of hopefuls pleading for recognition of their stellar abilities.

"Maybe she'll host a contest to pick her wormhole astro-partner," a PR source added helpfully today.

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