Gary Numan Mysteriously Hangs Out at Local Electronics Store

Funny story written by funwithwords

Friday, 19 October 2007

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Gary Numan Hanging Around

London, England -- Gary Numan was seen hanging around a local electronics store today, for what purpose few seem to know, including the shop owner.

"Well, I recognised him right away," stated storeowner, Tony Mason. "I know it's strange, but who in their right mind would run off the godfather of electronic music, eh mate - even if he is just standing there like that?"

Others were amused over the fact that after 30 years Mr. Numan still resembles the same robotic figure made famous from the video of the song "Cars" in 1979. "I would ask for his autograph, but he seems to be a bit busy at the moment," one observer noted. "Perhaps when he gets ready to leave I'll hit him up then."

Eventually, a black limo pulled up next to the storefront, and whisked Mr. Numan away. But not before a small crowd of onlookers briefly enjoyed the occasion as the storeowner spun a few Numan classics from the album Pleasure Principle whilst Numan mysteriously hung around the place.

"I don't know why he chose my place," the shop owner stated, "but Mr. Numan is welcome here anytime."

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