Los Angeles, California - (Ass mess): Britney Spears has slammed the inclusion of Viagra on the list of prohibited substances for which a Los Angeles County Court commissioner has ordered mandatory and random testing.
"It ain't me who's a 'habitual, frequent and continuous user' of Viagra," Spears ranted outside the courtroom today, "and I sure as hell don't need it, unlike some I could mention!" she added enigmatically, maybe referring to disgruntled ex-husband Kevin Federline.
"And what's more, if somehow I did test positive for it, my lawyer says it could be something my body absorbed via osmosis if it happened to be in my partner's bloodstream," the singer complained.
"We're going to file a 'cruel and unusual' appeal against this order," her lawyer added today.
